101 Of My Delusions

Thursday, August 25, 2005

I know the anticipation is KILLING you!

1. My inner child is probably too big
2. The worst movie I have ever seen is “North” with Elijah Wood
3. My BIGGEST pet peeve is “Shhhh-ing”
4. I obsessively paint my toe nails
5. I can only write in black ink, period
6. My favorite food in the world is Mexican, specifically chips and salsa, and if you ever ask me what I want to eat, I may say something else, but I secretly want Mexican
7. I want to be proposed to with an ad before a movie
8. I would give my left foot to meet Brian Littrell from the Backstreet Boys
9. After I met him I would be able to die, because life could not get much better
10. I was a girl scout for 13 years, and I technically still am one
11. For a good two years I only wore sports bras, which is how I was deemed the nickname “uni”
12. My cars name is Uzi
13. My last cars name was Quinton
14. I danced for 12 years
15. I went through a period where I spelled my name “Lauryn”
16. My favorite word is heinous
17. My family nicknames are “monkey” and “Laur”
18. When I was born one of my feet turned in and for a while I had to wear a special shoe
19. I can get very claustrophobic
20. My biggest fear is being stuck up-side down in a trash can
21. I also have a huge fear of whales, I think it is their size
22. I still watch Full House
23. I am terrified of E.T., and for good reason
24. I lost 50 pounds on Weight Watchers (wow, that sounds like a commercial, but its true)
25. I once got my ass groped in a New York subway, which was quickly followed by my mom kicking the shit out of him and saying things I have never heard come out of her mouth
26. My favorite place to visit is New York, even after said experience
27. My favorite movie is Tommy Boy
28. My favorite song has and will always be “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel
29. For a very good period of time I thought I was going to be a comedian
30. Me and my neighbor when I was little used to fight over which one of us sounded more like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”
31. I suck at spelling
32. and writing
33. and basically anything to do with words
34. I have never broken a bone
35. I was voted most artistic girl in my high school class by my teachers and my peers
36. I don’t think anyone has ever loved family parties as much as me
37. I never step on cracks
38. I will do anything once
39. I have a weird obsession with squares
40. I could talk forever about things that can be dipped and my whole transport theory (if interested, ask me I would be glad to talk about it)
41. Every year I wake up extra early to watch the Academy Awards nominations being announced
42. Then in honor of them, I skip class
43. I throw the best Oscar parties, just ask around
44. I’ve always wished life was a musical, with rehearsed dance sequences and everything
45. I’ve always wanted to go skydiving
46. My friends and I played “house” for WAY too long
47. I am obsessed with movies to an unhealthy level, it’s funny cause its true
48. My favorite TV show of all time is “Friends”
49. I love dipping french fries in my frosties
50. Half way done
51. I am not fond of horses, or horse people
52. The back of my ipod says: “clap clap clap clap”
53. I have a deviated septum
54. My favorite restaurant is Cactus Grill
55. I don’t have a germ complex
56. I secretly love Oscar Meyer Bologna commercials, well I guess its not a secret anymore (the song is so addictive)
57. I was born to be a mom (well, not right now or anything, someday)
58. I was the secretary of the National Art Honors Society at my high school
59. Every year I develop a “look” which usually involves some sort of jacket or blazer
60. I am a registered democrat
61. I consider myself optimistic, I guess in comparison to others I know
62. I lost my first love* last year due to my diet (*caffeine and diet coke)
63. I am a sucker for a sale
64. I constantly quote myself
65. and Meagan
66. I don’t have tonsils
67. My favorite childhood movies were Disney’s “Robin Hood” and “Bye Bye Birdie”
68. There are things that I am not going to put on here because Meagan already put them on hers
69. Same with Laura’s
70. I have a major issue with over-drafting my checking account
71. I hate when someone doesn’t like me
72. Fall is by far my favorite season, not only for the weather but for the clothes, I love my blazers
73. I am very obsessive
74. I love the Backstreet Boys, and I am not afraid to tell everyone
75. For some reason nerdy things turn me on
76. I have amazing friends
77. My favorite bar is the Sandbar
78. I used to hate beer until I used it to chase Absinthe, and it tasted so much better than that (never again!)
79. I am a Taurus
80. I hate talking in front of large groups of people
81. I can be horribly shy, its funny cause its awkward
82. I call spiral notebooks “spirals” and not until recently figured out that it was weird
83. I got my middle name from my mom’s best friend from high school
84. There is never a limit when it comes to eating cookies
85. In high school I had a crush on three guys, and I still talk to one
86. My first boyfriend was gay (that’s for you Meagan)
87. I rarely ever eat breakfast, and when I do, its usually a granola or kudos bar
88. I sleep walk
89. and talk
90. I could talk only in movie quotes, and still talk a lot
91. My picture is in last years Jayhawker more than anyone else
92. When ever there has to be a decision made between who is the man and who is the woman when it is between me and another girl, I am always the man (it has to be the height)
93. That is the most disturbing sentence I have ever written
94. My favorite thing to get out of a vending machine is a Butterfinger
95. I got my varsity letter in high school by managing the track team
96. When I was little, I was terrified of Santa Claus (I mean think about it, a strange guy breaking into your house and leaving boxes, scary!)
97. I’ve always thought Oregon would be a killer place to live, but I have never been there
98. There are few movies I have ever cried at, one was “Harriet the Spy,” crazy, I know
99. I can’t cry in front of people, although I desperately want to be able to
100. I am kind of sad that this is almost over, I could probably talk about myself all day
101. I love lamp